(2026/02/17) If You Think America Is Fascist You're A Retard

It genuinely blows my mind how people will see immigration policies that have been standard around the entire world at decide this is Nazi Germany. The same people doing this are obsessed with the idea of moving to China, which is also strict on immigration, but it's not fascism unless the Reddit hivemind says it is.

They think the world is a fucking Marvel movie. They believe there are the "good guy beliefs" about being inclusive to all, and they believe everyone just spawns in with these beliefs. A liberal's head would explode if you tried to explain to them that a lot of the illegal immigrants are sexist and homophobic pedophiles, because they think they're just innocent good people trying to come in who also share the same beliefs.

I personally think borders are stupid as fuck to fight for, since they're pretty much just imaginary lines, but oh my god the existence of them isn't fascism all over again. Fascism isn't even a problem in the modern day either. Nazis do not exist anymore and never will. Your TikTok echo chamber that makes NEET's think they're fighting in the Red Army just creates people that literally don't exist.

(2025/11/01) TranZit Is Overhated

Most people, for good reason, think TranZit is the Israel of zombies maps. What they don't know is that it was console limitations that ruined it. The most common feature people will criticize is the fog. It slows you down and punishes you for not trapping yourself in a metal coffin to go from place to place. The fog wasn't actually a feature planned from the start. TranZit was just such a huge map that consoles wouldn't be able to handle how fast the map loaded if you ran around it with Stamin-Up. Most of the criticized features were actually not planned at first. TranZit really was on track to be one of the greatest Zombies maps in its early development.

There was also this idea to only make TranZit be destroyed if you completed the Moon easter-egg. I assume that was scrapped due to being forced to add the fog, and due to the logistics of forcing a small amount of players into a version of a map that others couldn't access unless they owned another game and DLC.

Pictured above is a recreation of the original map layout. No lava, no fog, and all of the locations you know still there. Pictured below are the leaked images that this was sourced from.

An extra note: remember how the map selector is the entire Earth yet there are so few maps? The Zombies Chronicles DLC was actually intended for BO2 but, as you know, got pushed back to BO3.

Die Rise actually had a similar problem to TranZit. I feel like it's safe to say it'd be a decent map if it wasn't for all of the fall damage making it so hard to get around. Die Rise was built around PHD Flopper being an accessible perk. Then it was decided that PHD Flopper would be "too overpowered" and it was removed. You can actually see the perk's machine for a fraction of a second when you go down the first elevator. I'm sure Zielinski regretted this though, as the failure of TranZit and Die Rise basically guaranteed he would lose his job.

Don't worry, things didn't always go this horribly for the Zombies team. In the case of Kino Der Toten, limitations may have made zombies as popular as it is today. Kino was very clearly meant for World At War, all of the visuals and mechanics fit perfectly. And for most people Black Ops 1 was their introduction to zombies. Could you imagine how many people would've never gotten into zombies if Five was the only map they could play? Kino being a Black Ops 1 map made for a great introduction to zombies with a map that wasn't too hard and wasn't painfully easy.

In conclusion free my boy Zielinski and zombies will be good again.

(2025/11/01) Everyone On TikTok Is A Retard

For some reason everyone under the age of 30 thinks they're immune to being lied to online. They see old people falling for stupid shit like an AI generated African kid building Jesus out of coke cans, and they think thats as far as it goes. I can't believe I just saw over 1 million people falling for a TikTok of a "North Korean sneaking footage". First, I'm just gonna lay out some reasons that it's a plain fucking stupid claim:

*VPNs literally just don't work there
*Why would he conveniently discover TikTok and decide that is the best place to post valuable & illegal footage
*He would have to learn the English alphabet to make an account
*He apparently owns the only phone in the world that records at 144p and 60fps
*We already have real footage from tourists

I've also got responses to any dumbass arguments you might have.

"But what if he's a higher-up who can use a VPN?"

VPNs aren't some fairy tale magic that hide everything you do. If someone is monitoring your network traffic, they're still gonna see that you're using a VPN. They just won't see what you access with the VPN. Anything like this would be found immediately no matter who was doing it, and definitely wouldn't last as long as it has.

"He probably found TikTok by searching for popular platforms, and it's a great place to post because it goes straight to the people!"

I can see how TikTok would be a good place to reach people fast, but only uploading it there is pure retardation. All important footage like that will end up lost forever within a year. Upload it to archive.org or (at the bare minimum) YouTube and now we're talking. Now if anyone discovered TikTok from searching for popular platforms, they would instantly disregard it for these very reasons, and for the fact that it's literally Chinese (China is repeatedly shown to help the DPRK with stopping situations like this).

"Maybe the footage is low quality because he compressed it."

The only reason he would compress the video is to be able to upload it faster to reduce the possibility of being caught. I already explained that any uploads will be found no matter what you do, but even then there's more wrong with this claim. If he uploaded the video to a compressing utility online, that would mean he's uploaded the video more than originally intended. If we give him the benefit of the doubt and say he downloaded a small compressor program, once again any kind of downloads or uploads will be identified quickly.